The Nokutan Rider Is Here!

The Nokutan Rider Is Here! is the first episode of Nokutan Rider and debuted on March 19th, 2021.

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Elsewhere....

''At a mysterious island known as "Piranha Island", deep within the island was a secret base owned by a fearsome villain organization known as the "Mad Piranha Corps". And within the lair, trouble was brewing....''

''Many soldiers clad in black spandex costumes marched in, wearing metallic helmets which showed off their cycloptic eyes and around their heads they were given red scarfs. Very clearly it could be seen that they had many "No" signs on them. These were the Mad Piranha Corps's soldiers known as the Scornamis and they were marching up to meet up with their leader.''

(Dr. Piranha) <(MAD PIRANHA CORPS MEMBERS! ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER, DR. PIRANHA!!!)

(Scornamis) <(YEAH!) *raise fists in the air.*

''Standing out from from the crowd stepped forth a strange figure. They appeared to be a fish swimming in a fish bowl with a mechanical body in order to move around. His legs resembled tank treads and moved along quickly as he did. All goofy looks aside, he was no laughing matter as he ruled over the organization with an iron (give or take titanium) fist and they Mad Piranha Corps obeyed his every command. Well, most of them did anyways.''

(Dr. Piranha) <(OUR TIME HAS COME! Now we shall devastate the human world! With my associates!!)

Four other shadowy figures then appeared out from the shadows, walking forwards.

(Dr. Piranha) <(Roll call!)

The first figure to appear was a small, strange purple alien man.

(Alien Scunge) *speaks in incoherent nonsense up until he flips on his Universal Translator* <(I am Alien Scunge from the Planet Scunge!)

The second figure to appear was bald humanoid with cybernetics on him, clad in red and grey armor.

(Quadrel) <(I am Quadrel! I'm good with machines!)

The third figure to appear was a woman with big blue hair and armed with a golden spear and dressed in pirate/gladiatorial-like clothing.

(Ceania) <(I am Ceania, pleasure to be at your service!)

And finally the fourth figure introduced himself, being a purple wasp-like alien man dressed in a businessman-attire.

(Steve Stinger) <(I am Steve Stinger! I like money!)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Now that we've all introduced who we are for the benefit for the audience--NOW WE CAN HEAD DOWN TO CONQUER THE DAMN WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) *coughs* <(But first after lunch.)

''Later that day, the Mad Piranha Corps's ships appeared over the city of Hozaka, a big city in Japan. People ran and fled in terror as the Mad Piranha Corps's ships appeared over the horizon. The Mad Piranha Corps then beamed down several of their Scornamis and themselves, wasting no time to attack.''

(Dr. Piranha) *leading the charge, firing laser bolts from two laser guns he's wielding* <(Die, pitiful humans!) *keeps firing*

''Their rampage was now on. Alien Scunge barfed out acid at several cars, melting them. Ceania used her spear to fire beams at several buildings, blowing them up. Quadrel marched around and fired electrical bolts from his hands down upon people, shocking them. Steve Stinger also flew around, firing his stinger launcher at people down below. Several Scornamis attacked the civilians, kicking, pushing, shoving and punching them down to the ground and proceeding to loot. Dr. Piranha oversaw the carnage and laughed to himself.''

(Dr. Piranha) <(I love a good rampage!) *presses button on his chest, activating his "Laughtrack" button.

(Random Citizen) <(YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Yeah right. And just whose gonna stop me?)

''Just then, as if literally on cue, a Kama was thrown and struck against a Scornami. Then another. And another. And another, up until what appeared to be another figure appeared, flying kicking down several more Scornamis. This confused Dr. Piranha.''

(Dr. Piranha) <(THIS CONFUSES ME! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?)

(Alien Scunge) <(I don't know)

Two figures then appeared, approaching Dr. Piranha.

(GrasshopperMask) <(That "Hell" would be us!) *poses* <(I am the Guardian of Hozaka, Protector of Japan, Savior of the World....okay maybe not those last two parts but still---I am GrasshopperMask, the Nokutan Rider!)

(KamaMask) <(And I'm) *tries to do a cool pose, only to slip and fall hard to the ground

(KamaMask) <(Alright take twoAnd I am KamaMask!) *slides, holding out his Kamas* <(Prepare to meet your worst nightmare....)

The villains just burst into laughter.

(Dr. Piranha) <(What is this, some kind of joke? We're not scared of any bugs.)

(Alien Scunge) <(Yeah, we can crush ya.) *smokes cigar*

(KamaMask) *to Alien Scunge* <(Hey! I'll have you know smoking isn't cool.)

(Alien Scunge) <(I don't care.)

(Ceania) <(What makes you think you two couple of bugs can take on all of us?)

(GrasshopperMask) <(IT IS MY DESTINY TO DO SO---also I like your hair. And your dress. And your glasses....and your thighs---okay I'll stop---POINT IS; WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU, FOR IT IS OUR DESTINY.)

(KamaMask) <(What he said!)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Pitiful.)

(Ceania) <(How arrogant.)

(Steve Stinger) <(You guys are a bunch of dumbasses.)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Scunge, you take care of this one.)

Alien Scunge then walked over to the two, getting out a gun.

(Alien Scunge) <(I'll beat you two back to Yokohama.)

Before Alien Scunge could do anything more, GrasshopperMask then punched him hard straight in Alien Scunge's eye.

(Alien Scunge) <(OWWWW!)

The other villains eyes widen in surprise.

(Alien Scunge) *staggers around, temporary blinded* <(I CANT SEE NOTHING!)

(GrasshopperMask) <(GRASSHOPPER KICK!) *kicks Alien Scunge*

''Alien Scunge is kicked so hard he crashes into a conviently place brick wall. Quadrel then charges, taking his go with it, before then KamaMask gets out his Kamas.''

(KamaMask) <(KAMA SLASH!) *slashes his Kamas across Quadrel*

''Quadrel is slashed apart by the slash, causing him and his armor to combust. Up next is Ceania.''

(Ceania) <(You two wouldn't hit me now, would you?~) *firing beams from her spear all around*

(GrasshopperMask) (Yes, actually.) *then leaps up, kicks at her hard* <(GRASSHOPPER CHOP!) *then chops at her spear, slicing it in half*

Dr. Piranha and Steve Stinger both see this and stagger back.

(Steve Stinger) <(Retreat!) *flies aways*

(Dr. Piranha) <(Don't look at me! I'm supposed to be the main bad guy here, I can't lose here!) *then treads aways*

After Dr. Piranha and Steve Stinger haul back into the ship, they beam back up the remaining Scornamis and Alien Scunge, Quadrel and Ceania back inside.

(GrasshopperMask) <(That was easy.)

(KamaMask) <(Yeah....a little too easy. You think they'll be back?)

(GrasshopperMask) <(I don't think so. Now, want to go get some gyudon?)

(KamaMask) <(Eh, sure thing.)

The two bug Nocturne heroes-in-training then head off to get some food.

Scene 2
Meanwhile with the villains...

(Dr. Piranha) <(THAT WAS COMPLETE ASS! THEY MADE US BOTH LOOK LIKE CHUMPS!) *turns to Steve Stinger* <(You! Your a stupid coward for leaving me and my men behind like that!)

(Steve Stinger) <(Excuse me---I didn't want to get my ass kicked by those two idiots! Besides, you retreated too.)

(Dr. Piranha) <(No, that's different.)

(Steve Stinger) <(How so?)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Just shut up and go back to doing second-in-command stuff, second-in-command!) *slaps Steve Stinger with a flyswatter*

''Steve Stinger rolls over on the ground, hurt. As he walked aways, he growled and muttered to himself, cursing Dr. Piranha under his breath. Dr. Piranha then turned back to his teammates.''

(Dr. Piranha) <(Alright so we need to come up with a strategy. We just got beat, but we can't lose to these guys, so do you guys suggest we do next?)

(Alien Scunge) <(Uhhhh--drug them?)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Nah.)

(Ceania) <(Take all of their sweets and fashion?)

(Dr. Piranha) <(This ain't one of those "annoying female human teenager sitcom" shows, Ceania.)

(Quadrel) <(Kidnap and experiment on them?)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Somehow I don't think that's going to work....)

(Steve Stinger) *interjects* <(Send in a monster?)

(Dr. Piranha) <(That's the most idiotic plan I've ever heard. OOOH I KNOW! We send in a monster to take care of them! IT'S BRILLIANT!)

''Ceania, Alien Scunge, Quadrel and the Scornamis then cheer, really liking this plan. Steve Stinger sighs.''

(Steve Stinger) <(FINE, let's do this.)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Alright....now how do we get a monster?)

(Quadrel) <(I know! I know! We can use my handy-dandy Monster Making Machine!) *pulls out a blanket use to cover a large machine, presenting it to them*

(Dr. Piranha) <(Quadrel, why do you have a bigass monster-making machine lying around here with you?)

(Quadrel) <(I've always wanted to make monsters since I was a kid. And because I'm the smart guy; smart villains like me ALWAYS need big machinery with them! Anyways, let me get started!) *''Quadrel then gathered his special ingredients, pouring various chemicals and parts together. He then poured it into his Monster Maker Machine and then activated his machine, beginning to make his monster. 5 seconds later, the door to the Monster Maker Machine then opened and out came out, a new monster.*''

(Vacuum Goliath) <(I AM ALIVE!) *roars, eye flashing, starting up it's vacuum sucker hand and charging up it's plug-in hand*

(Quadrel) <(Success! I shall call it "Vacuum Goliath".)

(Alien Scunge) <(Pretty dank.) *drinks beer*

(Ceania) <(We could use him around the base to clean up the place.~)

(Steve Stinger) <(Feh, it's okay.)

(Dr. Piranha) <(Excellent! Let's send him out now!)

(Quadrel) <(Ja! Let's do it.)

Meanwhile back at Hozaka, GrasshopperMask and KamaMask both eat gyudon together, also both watching TV together.

(KamaMask) *eats calmly and slowly*

(GrasshopperMask) *completely pigs out, apparently having just eaten through twelve other bowls of gyudon already*

(KamaMask) <(Hey hey---do you mind?)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Sorry I guess, it's just that I really love gyudon.)

(KamaMask) <(So do I, but do you have to eat like a goddamn pig?)

(GrasshopperMask) <(I'm just really hungry. Besides, fighting bad guys all the time always gets me really really hungry.)

(KamaMask) <(I can see that.)

(GrasshopperMask) *loudly burps after eating last bowl* <(And now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to take a shower, then go read some of my favorite mangas, listen to Ichirou Mizuki and then get some sleep.)

(KamaMask) <(Cool. Meanwhile I'll....go watch some anime I guess.)

''Just as both of them are about to go and do their things however, alarms sound off in their hangout. A TV monitor then pops up, presenting them a message from someone.''

(Dr. Kyle) *appears on their monitor* <(DUUUUUUUUUDES!) *appears behind some greenscreen which shows him at some beach, with tidal waves and videos of the ocean* <(There's a big situation going on at Hozaka, and I need you two to go stop it! And fast, as it's an emergency!)

(KamaMask) <(What appears to be the problem, Dr. Kyle?)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Yeah what is it?)

(Dr. Kyle) <(There's a vacuum monster attacking the center of Hozaka! Check it out for yourselves!)

Dr. Kyle then presents them footage of Vacuum Goliath attacking the city of Hozaka, sucking things up and firing out his Null Ray from his eye, blowing cars up.

(Vacuum Goliath) <( I'm here to clean up all the filth---CLEAN UP THE FILTH THAT IS YOU PEOPLE! AH HA HA!)

In the footage, several Scornamis can be seen helping Vacuum Goliath, smashing cars with their batons and frightening and scaring people aways.

(GrasshopperMask) <(Hey I recognize those same footsoldiers from earlier!)

(Dr. Kyle) *stops showing them footage* <(You two know what to do. In the meantime, I'm off to fix my record collection I accidentally knocked over. Gotta go!) *signs out*

(KamaMask) <(Alright.) *turns to GrasshopperMask* <(Let's go!)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Alright alright.) *then rushes out the door*

''GrasshopperMask and KamaMas then run out of their apartment room and down to the parking lot. As KamaMask ran as quick as he could down to the center of Hozaka, GrasshopperMask drove on his Grasschopper, getting down there as fast as he could. Meanwhile, Vacuum Goliath then began blowing up small buildings with his Plugma Gun.''

(Vacuum Goliath) <(ME DESTROY EVERYTHING, HAHAHA!)

(Dr. Piranha) *watching from afar* (Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!)

(Ceania) *overhears him* <(Not today, Dr. Piranha.)

(Dr. Piranha) *blushes* <(I meant the monster, not....you know.~)

(Steve Stinger) <(For a minute there, I thought you were expressing joy in losing for once.)

(Dr. Piranha) <(SILENCE! I'm trying to watch this!) *keeps watching his monitor, but then notices something off* <(Hey! What's this!?)

GrasshopperMask and KamaMask then appeared down at the scene, to the rescue.

(Dr. Piranha) <(Oh GREAT. These two are back. Well let's see how they do against the might of Vacuuum Goliath!)

Back at Hozaka, Vacuum Goliath turned and spotted GrasshopperMask and KamaMask.

(Vacuum Goliath) <(VACUUM GOLIATH SUCK UP BUGS!) *turns on his Vacuum Gun, intent on pulling the two straight into his vacuum*

''KamaMask and GrasshopperMask then both hang onto a tree. Vacuum Goliath proceeds to suck in many things, such as change, cars, newspapers, ice cream vendors, bikes and even a dog. Still refusing to budge, the Scornamis then charge at the two.''

(GrasshopperMask) <(Got any bright ideas, KamaMask?)

(KamaMask) (Hmmmm....) *thinks*

The Scornamis close in closer.

(KamaMask) <(I got any idea!) *''turns, sees a Scornami closing in behind him. KamaMask then throws one of his kamas at the Scornami*''

''The Scornami is then struck, falling backwards and toppling onto the other Scornamis like dimonos. The Scornamis then get pulled into Vacuum Goliath's current instead, causing them to get all stuck and clogged into Vacuum Goliath's vacuum gun.''

(Vacuum Goliath) *stops* <(Huh?)

GrasshopperMask and KamaMask then both let go of the tree.

(GrasshopperMask) <(It's monster-ass kicking time!)

GrashopperMask and KamaMask then both charge at Vacuum Goliath, punching and kicking down onto the monster repeatedly.

(Vacuum Goliath) <(I'll blow you two away!) *turns his button from "Suck" to "Blow"*

(GrasshopperMask) <(Hehe, he said "blow".)

''Vacuum Goliath then began firing everything he sucked back out at the heroes, including the Scornamis, the ice cream vendor, cars, change, cars and even the dog. GrasshopperMask and KamaMask did their best to avoid the projectiles, but unfortunately were repeatedly hit, causing the two to fall over.''

(Vacuum Goliath) <(Hahahahahahaha---you guys SUCK!) *then fires his Null Ray at both of the downed heroes, creating an explosion that sends both of them flying up in the air*

(GrasshopperMask) and (KamaMask) <(WHOAAAAAAAA!) *both then crash hard onto the ground again*

(Vacuum Goliath) <(HAHAHAHAHA) *coughs, then resumes laughing hard

(KamaMask) <(This is it! This is the end! We're all gonna die....)

(GrasshopperMask) <(No it isn't! We're the heroes, so were going to be A-Okay!)

(Vacuum Goliath) *fires an electrical bolt from his Plugma Gun*

KamaMask and GrasshopperMask then run out of the ways from the bolt.

(GrasshopperMask) <(But we must not just keep saying that! We have to earn it!)

(KamaMask) <(Wow that sounded surprisingly noble of you, where'd you get it?)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Oh I got it from the back of the cereal box.) *charges* (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

''GrasshopperMask and KamaMask then both proceeded to punch and tackle Vacuum Goliath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4NeP8DfIdo begins to play as Vacuum Goliath bats the two off of him with his Plugma Gun. GrasshopperMask then proceeds to punch Vacuum Goliath in his stomach, with KamaMask then charging up his superpowered kamas, slashing them at Vacuum Goliath.''

(Vacuum Goliath) <(YEOOOOWWWW!) *''is slashed, sparks coming off of him. Vacuum Goliath sees KamaMask's superpowered kamas as a threat, so then he turns his Vacuum Gun into "Suck" mode, then sucking KamaMask's kamas inside of him.*''

(KamaMask) <(My kamas!)

(GrasshopperMask) *rushes up to Vacuum Goliath, punches him repeatedly in the gut* <(HEY! GIVE KAMAMASK BACK HIS KAMAS, YOU JERKASS!)

Vacuum Goliath then sucks GrasshopperMask into his Vacuum Gun, sucking him inside with.

(Vacuum Goliath) <(Hahahahahaha!)

(KamaMask) <(....Maldito.)

Scene 3
Meanwhile inside of Vacuum Goliath, GrasshopperMask was trapped inside of the dusty bowels of Vacuum Goliath, finding it hard to breathe.

(GrasshopperMask) <(I can't be stuck vored in here like this! There's got to be some way I can get out of here....) *then searches around inside, looking for a way out*

''Vacuum Goliath then proceeded to chase KamaMask around outside, firing Plugma Bolts at him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buo_4Xsxhno began to play as Vacuum Goliath chased KamaMask around.''

(KamaMask) <(HELP!!!)

Back inside, GrasshopperMask then gave up.

(GrasshopperMask) <(I can't find a way out of here. ) *sits down, then pulls out a bag of potato chips* <(Might as well die the way I lived.) *eats potato chips*

However then the potato chips go flying up around Vacuum Goliath's inside, going up Vacuum Goliath's trachea, choking him.

(Vacuum Goliath) <(AAAAAAAACK!) *stops chasing KamaMask, choking*

(KamaMask) *stops running, looks and sees* <(Huh?)

(Vacuum Goliath) <(HAAAAAAACK! HAAAAAAAAAAACK! HAAAAAAAAAACK!) *gets down on his knees, trying to cough out whatever is in him*

''Then at that very moment, Vacuum Goliath then spat out everything, shooting out GrasshopperMask. GrasshopperMask was then sent rolling over back to KamaMask.''

(KamaMask) <(GrasshopperMask! Your alive!)

(GrasshopperMask) *bolts back up* <(You bet I am!)

(Vacuum Goliath) *roars* <(NOW YOU TWO ARE GONNA GET IT!) *then fires out Null Ray*

GrashopperMask and KamaMask then run aways from the Null Ray, allowing it to hit a Scornami instead. Vacuuum Goliath keeps firing his Null Ray in an attempt to get the two Nocturne heroes, but due to the duo's quick thinking, they manage to avoid and make him hit his Scornamis instead. Soon, there are no Scornamis left.

(Vacuum Goliath) <(Prepared to get zapped! Very badly!) *fires out a stream of electricity at the two*

At that moment Vacuum Goliath shocked GrasshopperMask, but KamaMask then leaped up out of the ways in time, bouncing on building to building.

(KamaMask) <(3! 2! 1!) *then dives at Vacuum Goliath, slashing at him with his superpowered kamas, doing heavy damage to Vacuum Goliath.*

(Vacuum Goliath) <(AAAAAAAAAAGH!)

GrasshopperMask, now freed from the electricity, then ran backwards, charging energy within feet, before then running up and performing a flying kick.

(GrasshopperMask) <(GRASSHOPPER KICK!)

GrasshopperMask then delivers his Grasshopper Kick directly against Vacuum Goliath, killing Vacuum Goliath.

(Vacuum Goliath) <(THIS SUCKS!) *falls over, explodes*

(GrasshopperMask) and (KamaMask) <(Hurray!) *brofist each other*

(Dr. Piranha) <(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

(GrasshopperMask) <(And the crowd goes wild!)

There is a long silence.

(KamaMask) <(Hopefully soon anyways.)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Yeaaaah.)

(Dr. Kyle) *contacts them both* <(Congratulations you two; you took out the vacuum monster.)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Indeed we did!)

(Dr. Kyle) <(Yep. Now you two are dismissed. In the meantime I still got to restack my record collection....turns out I misorganized. Hoo by...) *signs out*

(KamaMask) <(Now then....let's go home amigo.)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Sure thing pal.)

''The two Nocturnes then walk off together back to their apartment. Meanwhile at Dr. Piranha's lair....''

(Dr. Piranha) *having finished watching the fight* <(So it seems we do have an opposition....nonetheless, I am determined in conquering the Earth. And no snot-nosed powered brats like GrasshopperMask and KamaMask shall stand in my way! So says I, Dr. Piranha!!!)

The End

(KamaMask) <(Wait---somethings missing---we forgot to tell them our origins.)

(GrasshopperMask) <(Oh right. TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE FOR WHEN ME AND KAMAMASK DISCUSS OUR TOTALLY SECRET, TOTALLY EPIC ORIGINS STORY!)

(KamaMask) <(.....yeah.)

 NOW, The End